Work in progress, if you want to add someone to the list or similar just let me know okay.

Real Madrid

• Sergio Ramos: Tweets the best stuff when he’s drunk at weddings, likes to share pics of his fashion disasters

• Lassana Diarra: Don’t tweet much…
• Nuri Sahin: Tweets a lot in Turkish and German
• Esteban Granero: Hipster Jesus. Books, music and madridismo
• Kaka: Doesn’t tweet too much and is the closest thing I get to a sermon
• Alvaro Arbeloa: Known as “The Twitter King” and oozes of madridismo

• Raúl Albiol: Just got on Twitter but already acting like a pro, The Twitter King has taught him well
• Xabi Alonso: A lot of music, classic tweet is him wanting to go to a Coldplay concert only to find out it’s over… poor baby
• Cristiano Ronaldo: Pretty dull and I think most of us agree that it’s his PR people running it
• Gonzalo Higuaín: Hola bonito. Tienes msn?
• Fábio Coentrão: Never tweets…
• Sergio Canales: He’s still with us, just out on a loan (no I don’t buy that either, I think he’s a goner)
• Guti: Not longer a player for us but he’s always with us and defense us at all times
• Roberto Carlos: The reason I’m a Madridista
• Ruben de la Red: Always with us and sometimes he tweets messed up pics that will never leave you

Real Madrid Castilla and youth players

All of the Castilla boys seem to hangout and tweet each other. This is not all of them… Madrid player loves twitter and they are making accounts all the time… Penny can’t keep up

• Denis Cheryshev: Retweets a lot of phrases and tweets song lyrics
• Jesé Rodríguez: New to twitter but got the hang of it. Started out with a pic of his horrible hair
• Alvaro Morata: I like when he shares pics of his dog…
• Dani Carvajal: Someone tweeted him a link to a gif I made of him and he retweeted it… which means he’s foolish enough to click on a link that says tumblr, interesting
• Alex Fernandéz: Often talking to his teammate and it seems like they get paid to say where they are eating… or maybe they want to get stalked?
• Nacho Fernández: Castilla captain and Alex older brother
• Jorge Casado
• Jesús Fernandéz
• Omar Marscarell
• Gonzalo Merchán
• Oscar Plano
• Andy Rodríguez: Captain of Real Madrid C
• Fran Sol: When I write this he’s the top goal scorer in Tercera Divición G7
• Derik Osede
• Jose Rodriguez

Brazilians

• Mano Menezes: The current coach of the team
• Fred: I unfollowed him after he posted horrible pics of Dani the Diver in a black speedo but I will follow him as we get closer to NT games
• David Luiz: He’s adorable and likes to practice his English
• Lucas Piazon: It’s weird to follow Chelsea players but I’ll give him a chance
• Lucas Leiva: He posted this pic so I have to follow him

• Robinho: Likes to share pics and has posted some fun ones with Pato and Thiago Silva so… follow!
• Neymar: I follow him to keep an eye on where the hell he is going
• Kaká: Precious soul is precious
• Ganso: If you do this to Neymar, I will follow you

• Lucas Moura: Plenty of Madrid rumors now
• Leandro Damião: I don’t know… please post more pics when you’re on NT duty
• Ronaldinho: Likes to party
• Ronaldo: Please don’t tell me Ronaldo is Portuguese and I got it wrong…
• Roberto Carlos: The reason I support Brazil

“Um, you forgot Dani Alves.” No I didn’t