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Hi Marcelo! I know you google yourself

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So I was going to throw this banana because it’s old and nasty but then I thought, “Let’s see how long it takes for someone else to throw it.” The game is on!

So I was going to throw this banana because it’s old and nasty but then I thought, “Let’s see how long it takes for someone else to throw it.” The game is on!

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sebsonandfriends:

spacethefinalfuck:

thesonicscrew:

erikalynae:

faelan01:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

YEAH, OKAY NOOOO, STOP THIS FRANCE, IT’S PENIS, NOT THE EIFFEL

It took me awhile to work out that this was in centimeters
I was like what the fuck Europe

how was this study carried out though, that’s the real story
"LET US MEASURE YOUR WILLY GOOD SIR! 
….FOR SCIENCE!”

snorts at ireland

France, why am I not surprised..


Are Hungarian men good looking? Feels like unfair if they are and have big penises

sebsonandfriends:

spacethefinalfuck:

thesonicscrew:

erikalynae:

faelan01:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

YEAH, OKAY NOOOO, STOP THIS FRANCE, IT’S PENIS, NOT THE EIFFEL

It took me awhile to work out that this was in centimeters

I was like what the fuck Europe

how was this study carried out though, that’s the real story

"LET US MEASURE YOUR WILLY GOOD SIR! 

….FOR SCIENCE!”

snorts at ireland

France, why am I not surprised..

Are Hungarian men good looking? Feels like unfair if they are and have big penises

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